A VIDEO

GO ANDREW, GO!

Reblogged from the universal sigh
A VIDEO
Reblogged from Tickle My Tush
A VIDEO

“I’ve got full blown aids”

A PHOTO

penpalswithowls:

geniekeckers:

Not mine, found somewhere. Hilarious, though. 

As much as I love my doctors, Cumberbatch definitely wins in a silly name competition.

A CHAT

He was in jail for like 12,000 years

  • Me: What'd he do?
  • Heather: DRUGS. ALL OF THEM
A VIDEO

Heather showed me this…and I love it. 

A TEXT POST

Email from a friend

i had a bunch of mini weird dreams last night and one consisted of you and me having an argument if someone putting beyonce on a paper bill counted as money. you worked at a store and said it counts and i was like no way.
then i was swimming in an aquarium/zoo and a grizzly bear was attacking a whale, so anyways, how is the new job?